So cute!! Denzil this sounds like you!!!!!!

When I�m a little old lady

Then I�ll live with my children and bring them great joy

to repay all I�ve had from each girl and boy

I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor;

run in and out without closing the door.

I�ll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed

whenever they scold me, I�ll just hang my head.

I�ll run and I�ll romp, always fritter away

the time to be spent doing chores everyday.

I�ll pester my children when they�re on the phone.

As long as they�re busy won�t leave them alone.

Hide candy in closets, rocks in drawers,

and never pick up my clothes from off the floor.

Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish.

I�ll plead for allowance whenever I wish.

I�ll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor,

as soon as they�ve mopped it, I�ll flood it some more.

When they correct me, I�ll lie down and cry,

kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.

I�ll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then

when they buy new ones, I�ll take them again.

I�ll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal,

eat my banana and just drop the peel.

Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor,

I�ll break lots of dishes as though I was four;

What fun I shall have, what a joy it will be

To live with my children, like they lived with me!